6am: 5 air raid sirens in a row
6:05am: Town hall announcement in Japanese
6:20am: 5 air raid sirens
6:25am: Town hall announcement
6:40am: 5 air raid sirens
6:45am: Town hall announcement
6:50am: Annoucement + air raid siren from a van driving around the town (ie behind my window)
7am: The usual 7am alarm with its bloody jingyly jingle

This is my one long lie of the week.
I hate Japan.